rohnert-park:

lushious:

Kevin Rudd’s Instagram account is a national fucking treasure

‘They tell me it is something to do with milkshakes’

omfg what a great man

dftba-cumberbabe:

primadonna-blaine:

a-study-in-butts:

thetwincores:

asapmona:

rhydonmyhardon:

let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.

my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy

well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16

my friend’s teacher’s first kiss was benedict cumberbatch

^FUCK

inbox:

Like a good neighbor, I do not care

justsayn0-kids:

summer (◕‿◕✿)

shaving (◕︵◕)

bathing suits (◕‿◕✿)

shaving (◕︵◕)

dresses (◕‿◕✿)

shaving (◕︵◕)

shorts (◕‿◕✿)

shaving (◕︵◕)

tank tops (◕‿◕✿)

shaving (◕︵◕)

skirts (◕‿◕✿)

shaving (◕︵◕)

summer (◕‿◕✿)

SHAVING (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ 

party-at-the-tardis:

8bitmickey:

So… yeah. Somebody sidewalk chalked this.

This better be immortalized on Tumblr you motherfuckers

party-at-the-tardis:

8bitmickey:

So… yeah. Somebody sidewalk chalked this.

This better be immortalized on Tumblr you motherfuckers

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

deathbyloli:

chocomilky-mimi:

kiddthemaniac:

dawindupbird:

Peepo Choo vol 2

I think that a lot of tumblr would benefit from reading peepo choo idk

This is important.

tru

Weaboos who think they’ll automatically be friends with japanese people because of anime lol

psa

ianthe:

being unhealthy isnt a reason to treat people as less than human

why do I even have to say this

“carol I noticed u have a cold also ur worthless and a blight on humanity”

swrd-play:

After every anime opening

swrd-play:

After every anime opening

novium:

that lil bitch

novium:

that lil bitch

lameborghini:

occupation: unsuccessful but determined text post blogger

stevebrule:

image

do she got the booty?

image

she dooooooooooo